Monday, November 23, 2009

Morning Headlines: Detroit 38, Cleveland 37

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Lions-Browns box score]

-Safety not enough as Cleveland stays in last place

-Dawson's huge day (2 FGs, 1-1 passing) wasted in loss

-Mangini: 'We couldn't stop the run'

Your best headlines from Sunday's touchdown-fest in the comments.


dtfrombtown said...

I love "Dawson's huge day wasted..." Who would have thought this would be the game of the week? Maybe the season? How about -Stafford outshines Quinn in Lions win

HM said...

One yard TD propels Lions to win.

Totally moveable object defeats completely movable force.

Bokolis said...

Mangini upstages mentor yet again with late-game strategy.

Anonymous said...

Comeback kid: RB Smith leads upstart Lions past slumping Browns.

Anonymous said...

Dear Author !
Certainly, it is not right