Thursday, August 16, 2007

Meet Sophie Simone Cortina

The lady pictured goes by the pseudonym Sophie Simone Cortina, though her real name is Hot Sexy Babe.

Among her interests:

-Sports
-Exercise
-Bloggers*
-Being the little spoon
-Being the little spoon with sexy bloggers*
-Morning sex with sexy bloggers*
-Breakfast in bed after morning sex with sexy bloggers*

Cortina is in the news because, as our friends over at Awful Announcing point out, she's now a sideline reporter for ESPN. Her first assignment is the prelims of the Little League World Series, so we'll quickly figure out which players -- who, we remind you, wear tight pants -- have hit puberty and which haven't.

Cortina, who has both French and Spanish blood, would have given Erin Andrews a run for her money in the "Would you do..." Tournament, but she'll have to wait for her another time to have a catfight.

And we're curious, what would a hummer be like from a woman who speaks the Spanish tongue?

*Statement is undoubtedly true.

11 comments:

Ray said...

And we're curious, what would a hummer be like from a woman who speaks the Spanish tongue?

Muy caliente.

rstiles said...

Look at you Zach, you are already hot for the new pussy on the block....and you have the audacity to even say that the new girl would give Erin a run for her money.....

Sounds to me like you are not that hot for Erin anymore!

GMoney said...

And we're curious, what would a hummer be like from a woman who speaks the Spanish tongue?

When it comes down to it, does it really matter???

Anonymous said...

Psh, slander. You just picked the best angled shot of her to put on there. Look at her other pics in her gallery. She can't hold a candle to Andrews. At least the kiddies at Williamsport get a nice view though.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you guys don't get out much. Check out her other pictures.

Not so hot.

Still a step up from skanky Carmen Electra

The Big Picture said...

hey, say nice things about carmen.

klemmer said...

i'd do her before Erin

Awful Announcing- said...

I agree with Bob....EA's nose is beginning to bother me. That could get in the way of things.

rstiles said...

YOu are concerned about Erin Andrews' nose?!?!?!!?!?!....

With those titties and tight ass of hers and you are worried about her freakin nose????

It's a nose!!!!

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