Friday, August 24, 2007

Mike Modano's wife = 0 Long Islands

That lovely lady to the right is Willa Ford. She's well-known for having blond hair, blue eyes, and what's likely a very knowledgeable tongue. She may or may not have been on a TV show or two. Probably not though.

Anyway, she's marrying Mike Modano who we think is the actor who starred in The Mighty Ducks. Or is he a singer? Ugh, soccer player?

Well, whatever it is that this Mike Modano does, he bangs Willa Ford. And, if he's anything like us, the banging would pretty much parallel every meal, which is -- give or take -- 10 times a day.

Yeah. This Modano fellow probably plows this broad 10 times a day. Whoa. Whoa.

And if masterbation's your thing, you can find some jerk-material from the link above.

4 comments:

rstiles said...

Willa Ford probably has had more cock in her than a hen...or something like that....you get my point...

Anyway, I would do her no matter how many cocks penetrated that....

0 LIs

GMoney said...

Masturbation is my thing.

NFL Adam said...

hockey players...

Benny said...

I like how TMZ described her as "future faux Anna Nicole".

Hope there is a pre-nup.