Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Big Picture Categories: sex positions


King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Sports are just about the most important thing in the world. Family and friends might edge it out, but sports are awesome. And then there's sex. Perhaps the pinnacle of everything. Watch a good game or have sex? Have a great conversation with a close friend or have sex? Do we need to keep going?

So today's category will focus on the fun ways people do the nasty. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. First person who blows it shotguns a beer. At work. In front of your boss.

We'll keep it simple: missionary.

Get freaky in the comments...

17 comments:

Signal to Noise said...

Doggystyle.

Anonymous said...

Wheelbarrow

One More Dying Quail said...

Reverse cowgirl

rstiles said...

Greek style

Larry Brown said...

Come on, like any of you guys have actually gotten laid before.

GMoney said...

piledriver

Chad'sMyGuy said...

Any position where I am being picked up (against a wall, on a counter, you get the idea).

Hoyt Pollard said...

Buns up and kneeling.

Anonymous said...

praying mantis

Anonymous said...

Jackrabbit

MDG said...

chile rainbow

mosebag said...

upside down bullfrog

Dan said...

winged eros

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