Monday, August 20, 2007

Micah Owings is 'roiding...


...Or he just had a helluva game Saturday.
In his first game in his home state as a major-leaguer, Micah Owings had perhaps the game of his life, pitching seven innings and going 4 for 5 at the plate with two home runs and six RBIs as the Diamondbacks trounced the Atlanta Braves 12-6.
Going 4-5 with two jacks and six RBIs doesn't happen too much, so when it does happen and it's a pitcher doing it, well, people like us take note.

We think it's really cool. Oh shit. That's a great game. He surely had a threesome later that night.

But there are skeptics out there these days, and as our homeboy Josh at The Beautiful Game would say about Owings' colossal game, "he's juiced!"

6 comments:

twins15 said...

11 total bases... that's decent, I guess.

Kevin Hayward said...

I saw that box score... ridiculous. Never a good thing to serve up two home runs to the same guy, but if the two home runs are to a pitcher, the server-upper should contemplate retirement.

Run DMC 64 said...

With the Diamondbacks playing the Cubs soon, I am afraid for my team. So help me god if he hits a home run off of us...

GMoney said...

He could DH for the White Sox.

The Beautiful Game said...

he's definitely on the juice...

hey, that sounds like a pretty cool feature, "_____ is on the juice"

NFL Adam said...

gmoney, I was going to say the same thing about the Angels.