...Or he just had a helluva game Saturday.
In his first game in his home state as a major-leaguer, Micah Owings had perhaps the game of his life, pitching seven innings and going 4 for 5 at the plate with two home runs and six RBIs as the Diamondbacks trounced the Atlanta Braves 12-6.Going 4-5 with two jacks and six RBIs doesn't happen too much, so when it does happen and it's a pitcher doing it, well, people like us take note.
We think it's really cool. Oh shit. That's a great game. He surely had a threesome later that night.
But there are skeptics out there these days, and as our homeboy Josh at The Beautiful Game would say about Owings' colossal game, "he's juiced!"