Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Setting The Record Straight

Hello smut fans, it's your old pal NFL Adam from The Hater Nation. Now, it's hard to imagine a Big Picture fan not being familiar with THN (especially since our interview here rocked), but it could happen. To get you up to speed with THN, here's a little taste of what we like to do over there.
The Red Sox winning was the worst things to happen to America over the past 25 years. Bar none, it was the worst thing that could have happened to our country. The only possible thing that could have been worse is if Christa McAuliffe flew a space shuttle full of anthrax into the World Trade Center.


And that was one of our tamer rants.


Now, yours truly has taken quite a bit of criticism on this site (mostly from Wasting Company Time) for being the only person to vote “no” on the Would you do… Erin Andrews? But with Andrews recent appearance in the College World Series where she looked hot during the UC Irvine game, is it time to rethink that vote?

Nah.

The Louisville baseball team was smitten with Andrews, but come on, she’s not that hot. Andrews is good looking and she’s much better than that other beast at the World Series, but enough is enough. You guys are acting like Star Wars geeks when it comes to Andrews. But she is more Phantom Menace than anything else.

So while Zach LS is away today (and really, thanks for taking off during the lamest time of the sporting year) let's have a little fun. Now you commenting types need to come up with (at least) one chick who the entire world finds hot, but you don't believe is that good.

Andrews is my vote, let's see what some of you guys think.

28 comments:

McLean Stevenson said...

I tend to find chicks hot, not sure about you though.

rstiles said...

First off. before I name my chick who I don't find hot, I have to ask you guys if you saw Bonnie Bernstein on NFL Live yesterday?....OH MY!!!....she looked absolutely fabulous....I didn't even realize it was her...the way she looked yesterday, I would take her over Erin....

Anyway, here is my pick for who I don't think is that hot - Jessica Simpson....now don't get me wrong, I would do her faster than a thirsty dog drinking water...but I think she is over-rated....she has a great rack, but she is not all that....

To me, the two hottest women are Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria...

rstiles said...

I will say this about Erin - and that picture proves it - she needs to eat a Whopper once in a while...she is a bit too thin...

mmmm beefy said...

My vote is Eva Longoria

She is tiny, bony and overall annoying.

klemmer said...

Jessica Alba jusat doesn't do anything for me.

WCT said...

Adam, the fact that you can look at that picture at the right and say, "eh, no thanks" never ceases to amaze me.

My answer to your question is Maria Sharapova. I'm sorry people, she just isn't that good looking.

WCT said...

oh, and Rstiles, I don't even know who you are anymore!

Jordi said...

Personally, Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts don't spring my wood.

MCBias said...

Adam, great post idea. Jordi, great point about Angelina. I don't get it either. How about Brittney Spears, even back in the best of days?

And here's a sub-debate for you; what girls do you think are hot only if no one else has called them hot yet? See, I thought Erin Andrews was attractive years ago before the bandwagon was so full. Now that she's been "certified" as a hottie, I don't agree anymore.

DC said...

Jennifer Aniston. She's good looking but it's like she's a maxed out version of the girl next door. And why did Jolie come out as such the homewrecker when Aniston was effectively the one who broke it off with Pitt when she refused to have kids??

Wow, I think I just filled my quota for celebrity gossip for the next 2 years...

And saying Sharapova isn't hot is blasphemy, although she is 6'3".

Anonymous said...

I don't find Erin Andrews hot either, Adam!

Anonymous said...

I'd go straight for Erin Andrews. I don't get Uma Thurman. She looks like an alien.

Anonymous said...

Jessica Simpson. Other than big boobs she is a skank

Signal to Noise said...

Eva Longoria, with Danica Patrick a close second.

Ray said...

Anna Kournikova.

Anonymous said...

I agree on Jessica Simpson.

WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simon said...

Agree with the people above on Jolie, I don't get it, she looks like Skeletor.

Anonymous said...

angelina jolie without a doubt


and much to the disagreement of most people ive talked to, i believe the hottest celeb out there is reese witherspoon. talk about a total babe.

Unknown said...

jessic alba, 'hands down'.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^

This is about hot chicks that you *don't* find attractive. Not super hot chicks you'd like to bone.

Anonymous said...

Give Lindsay a chance, once she gets her boobs back following rehab.

DC said...

fergie at 10?! hasn't anybody seen her without makeup? jeebus.

Anonymous said...

Word on Fergie. When was the last time the Dutchess of York was relevant? When was her selection made, 1989?

THN said...

I saw 10 chicks hotter than Andrews today alone.

T. Leach said...

I'll do anyone at this point.

TURF TOE

Known Unknown said...

Alba. I don't get it.

Fletch said...

Longoria, for sure. I like the other Eva (Mendes) much better.

And I know you all are hot for Florence Henderson, but she just doesn't do it for me.

Eric said...

Reading the blogs, everybody seems to think Andrews is hot. She's decent, but she certainly isn't anything spectacular.