True Ramonce wants to transfer, smoke weed everyday

We've touched on Texas Longhorn running back Ramonce Taylor often. Some may recall that he had a run-in with some police on a pecan farm a few months back. He then proceeded to get arrested because he possessed 5 ounces pounds of marijuana.

But we mention True Ramonce again, not because he was

a. dealing drugs
b. smoking drugs
c. dealing and smoking drugs
d. feeling inferior to Nate Newton's 213 pounds of pot,

but because he's planning on transferring. Our boy has had all sorts of academic problems as well as the run-ins with pecans, err, the law. Though in his statement, True Ramonce quoted Frederick Douglass. Yeah, Fred fucking Douglass. That seems pretty educated to us.

Specifics of the transfer are unclear at this point, though we think The U, that has pumped out such allies of the law as Ray Lewis, Sean Taylor and the fellas from The Seventh Floor Crew, would be a good fit.

Though our homie the Tar Heel, over at YAYsports! NCAA thinks Jamaica -- you know, the country -- would be a better bet.

We'll just have to wait and see, won't we.

In other news: The Dodgers traded Odalis Perez to Kansas City Tuesday for a package of double-stuffed Oreos.