Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy Fourth of July


When you are spending your holiday doing chores, catching up on sleep and watching re-runs of "Who's the Boss" getting piss drunk, here are some things to think about while feeling so proud to be an American:

-USA Soccer
-USA Baseball
-USA Hockey
-USA Basketball

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In other news: Jose Canseco returned to the ball field Monday though said he's considering joining the Tour de France because, "I think I'll fit in well."

2 comments:

SAMO said...

Did Canseco really say that? That is hilarious whether he did or not...Happy 4th of July!

wjackalope said...

I saw a bald eagle the other day. I felt patriotic