Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Halloween Costumes


Tomorrow's Halloween and creativity is running low. We're considering going out wearing jeans and a shirt and saying we're dressed as Brad Pitt, but we don't think that'll fly. Going as Barbaro might not work either.

So, we need some help. Any good ideas out there? A past favorite of ours is putting on a UW Huskies football t-shirt and then putting a bag over head like those two upset Bengals fans.

But help. Please. Bonus points for sports-related costumes. Your creativity in the comments.

And since we're talking costumes, we highly suggest you go back and check out last year's post at The M Zone. Fantastic.

17 comments:

Kevin Hayward said...

Not sports related, but how about Dwight Shrute from the Office? Not sure if you're into that show, but it could get some laughs.

wjackalope said...

put on an indians hat and carry around a bunch of HGH: Paul Byrd!

wjackalope said...

actually I think you should get a bunch of spandex and some fake cans and be Allison Stokke

GMoney said...

Just dress as yourself and go as a pedophile. I do it every day.

Jarrett said...

The Bengals have been worse.

Ungrateful punks.

Anonymous said...

Easy, get muscle shirt, some tights, a mullet wig and a baby doll. Then walk around all night choking out the doll. Get it? You are Chris Benoit.


Too soon?

Anonymous said...

Put an Indians hat on, stick a sock in your mouth and gag all night. CHOKERS!!!!!!!!!

GO SOX!

T.C. Hill said...

this might be too much effort (and not worth it the day after) but frost your tips, gel your hair, wax your face, get a nice purse, tight pants, tight shirt unbuttoned most of the way down and tape fake money to yourself....ARod!

wjackalope said...

wear a suit, a red and gold tie, and a headset and be mike nolan

Anonymous said...

vick

Ray said...

Top hat and a wig...boom, you're Slash. It's always a hit.

Crucifictorious said...

Tie a thick piece of cardboard so it sticks out vertically from your chest...get a few paper cups...you can be a beer pong/beirut table. Functional AND funny.

Anonymous said...

act retarded...

You're Kent Baer!

GMoney said...

strap a bunch of douches to your clothes and go as matt.

Anonymous said...

Not sports-related, but an easy costume is to take an old T-shirt, lay it in front of a tire that you spray painted black and drive over it.
Fake blood, old holey pants and missing a shoe if you want.

Also, when I did it I used a Crown Royal tee, so I said I was a drunk driver.

THN said...

Wimps. I grew out a mustache to have the killer Burt Reynolds costume.

Anonymous said...

Get an old ratty sweatshirt and carry a video camera around your neck. -Bill Belichick

Or you could Get a sweatshirt (without a hood) and tuck it into your pants. -Al Groh