Stanford really beat USC! Ho-ly shit! OMG! AAGGHHH! We don't want to talk about the magnitude of the upset, so instead, let's discuss the Trojans and the depth of their storied program by playing a round of Categories.
Today's category is naming current NFLers who went to SC. O.J. doesn't count. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. Whoever messes up first has to babysit Leinart's kid.