Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Big Picture Categories: NFL players from USC

King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Stanford really beat USC! Ho-ly shit! OMG! AAGGHHH! We don't want to talk about the magnitude of the upset, so instead, let's discuss the Trojans and the depth of their storied program by playing a round of Categories.

Today's category is naming current NFLers who went to SC. O.J. doesn't count. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. Whoever messes up first has to babysit Leinart's kid.

We'll keep it simple: Matt Leinart.

All right, football fans. Brag about your USC knowledge in the comments...


The Real Sevenmack said...

Winston Justice, tacjkle for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Kevin Hayward said...

I'll keep it simple, too. Reggie Bush.

rstiles said...

Troy Polamalu - Steelers

JMC said...

My fantasy stud Carson Palmer, QB, Bungles

matt said...
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GMoney said...

What a fucking douchebag.

Anonymous said...

Gee, how will we get to 10 posts when Matt listed everyone?

Matt is cool, I want to be like him. Is he the old guy at the YMCA you were talking about that can suck his own dick?

matt said...

Oh, my bad. I should have known the rules, being the avid "The Big Picture" reader that I am.

I apologize. Just for that I will give you three more comments so you can reach 10.

matt said...

Yo yo yo I got a 5 dolla radio

JMC said...

real cool matt. real fucking cool

matt said...

And here we are, 10. Nice work boys, see you next week when there is a new post.

The Big Picture said...

OK, with Matt's bullshit outta the way, let's keep going...

-Darnell Bing, CB, 49ers (?)

Chris said...

Ghey. Its done. Where is today's Bracket??????

GMoney said...

biggest douche ever?

The Big Picture said...

Would you do will be back tomorrow, chris, with bangalicious honeys

Anonymous said...

keyshawn johnson - Carolina.

Oh, wait.

How 'bout Dwayne Jarret - Carolina

matt said...

Just cause I know my SC football y'all ain't gotta be hatin.



matt said...

Darnell Bing- 49ers
Reggie Bush- Saints
Dominique Byrd- Rams
Matt Cassel-New England Patriots
Shaun Cody-Detroit Lions
Keary Colbert-Carolina Panthers
Justin Fargas-Oakland Raiders
Dwayne Jarrett-Carolina Panthers
Winston Justice-Philadelphia Eagles
Ryan Kalil-Carolina Panthers
Brian Kelly-Tampa Bay Buccaneers
David Kirtman-Seattle Seahawks
Sammy Knight-Jacksonville Jaguars
Matt Leinart-Arizona Cardinals
Oscar Lua-New England Patriots
Deuce Lutui-Arizona Cardinals
Chris McFoy-Oakland Raiders
Willie McGinest-Cleveland Browns
Billy Miller-New Orleans Saints
Carson Palmer-Cincinnati Bengals
Mike Patterson-Philadelphia Eagles
Troy Polamalu-Pittsburgh Steelers
Ryan Powdrell-Green Bay Packers
LaJuan Ramsey-Philadelphia Eagles
Frostee Rucker-Cincinnati Bengals
Junior Seau-New England Patriots
Steve Smith-New York Giants
Lofa Tatupu-Seattle Seahawks
Kenechi Udeze-Minnesota Vikings
LenDale White-Tennessee Titans
Kyle Williams-Seattle Seahawks
Mike Williams-Oakland Raiders
Manuel Wright-New York Giants

twins15 said...

I wish my blog was popular enough to have haters. Er wait, not really.

Anyway, LenDale White - Tennessee.

matt said...

Ur done Twins, YOU LOSE. I already said White. Follow the rules guys.
"The Big Picture" is a serious blog, updated regularly, that does not tolerate people not following the rules in their post/comment games.

Kenny Knows Sports said...

Well, it's nice to know that this game really can be pointless if you're not sitting around a table actually taking drinks without the internet right in front of you able to look up answers and just basically kill a post.

Good work.