Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Big Picture Categories: Triple-A teams

King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Keeping track of Triple-A teams is about as easy as keeping the Missus happy. They seem to relocate all the time and the affiliates frequently change.

Let's make a game out of it then. Today's category is naming all Triple A teams with its corresponding affiliate. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. Whoever blows it first has to move to Albuquerque.

We'll say our favorite (because we have a t-shirt!): Albuquerque Isotopes (Marlins).

All right, baseball fans. Slang your minor-league knowledge in the comments.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Buffalo Bisons, Cleveland's AAA

Luke Bell said...

Nashville Sounds, Milwaukee AAA

Anonymous said...

Columbus Clippers (Nationals)

rstiles said...

Indianapolis Indians - Pirates

TJX said...

The Seattle Mariners...oh wait

The Tacoma Rainiers

Kevin Hayward said...

Fresno Grizzlies, Giants AAA

Anonymous said...

Norfolk Tides - New York Mets

wjackalope said...

Sacramento Rivercats, Oakland AAA

Anonymous said...

The Round Rock Express - Astros

Anonymous said...

im not considering blowing the game, but im guessing the weather in Albuquerque is a little more pleasent this time of year than it is here in South Dakota. thank god for whiskey!!! and sluts

TJX said...

Durham Bulls (D-Rays)

GMoney said...

I thought we ethnically cleansed matt???

The local squadron, Toledo Mud Hens (sick stadium by the way).

wjackalope said...

Zach, did you steal Matt's girlfriend or something? Oh wait, he's never had a girlfriend.

The Big Picture said...

Ok, sorry for the late deletion...Matt's been cleansed.

Anonymous said...

Louisville Bats, Cincinnati AAA

GMoney said...

Springfield Isotopes? Shelbyville Shelbyvillians?

ESPnGuy said...

haha i dont think those 2 are AAA,

New Orleans Zephyrs, Used to be Nationals, i think it's the Mets now...

Anonymous said...

The Norfolk Tides left the Mets last year and are now Baltimore Orioles stepping stones.

Anonymous said...

Richmond Braves (duh)

Bazooka Jones said...

Norfolk Tides (Orioles)