Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Big Picture Categories: brands of vodka

King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Vodka is like the spectrum of hard alcohol. On one end you have the shit that tastes like rubbing alcohol. And on the other it's the stuff that makes for a perfect Martini. And just about everyone makes vodka. Fuck, if ESPN brands some vodka in the next year, we wouldn't be the least surprised.

So today's category is coming up with all of those brands of vodkas. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. If you don't abide by the "every five comments" rule, we'll shove your hand down the fucking garbage disposal. First person to blow it has to play beer pong with cheap vodka as a substitute for beer.

We'll kick this shindig off with a college favorite: Three-Star Vodka. (Yes, it's as absolutely terrible as it sounds).

All right, folks. Get crunk in the comments.

23 comments:

Ryan said...

Stoli

james brown stains said...

Fleishman!!

JMC said...

grey goose

GMoney said...

absolut (they don't know how to spell)

Anonymous said...

In order
1. Jewel of Russia
2. Cristal
3. Stoli Elite
4. Jean Marc XO
5. Chopin

And the best Cheap vodka is Blue Ice

JMC said...

anonymous! this isn't a listing of your personal favorites! read the damn rules. ONE AT A TIME.

Donny said...

Friis. awesome danish vodka.

Anonymous said...

smirnoff

Lindsey said...

Kettle One. Hands down.

Kenny Knows Sports said...

Monarch. Only the best.

NFL Adam said...

Skyy.

Although their rep in Seal Beach is a merkin.

GMoney said...

Their rep is a pubic wig? Awesome.

JMC said...

wolfschmidt

Anonymous said...

Tito's

Donny said...

Mr. Boston.

Anonymous said...

aristocrat, the only cheap shit served at college

Anonymous said...

Popov. You know it's classy when it comes in a plastic bottle.

The Big Picture said...

three olives

Anonymous said...

Belvedere

Anonymous said...

nothing says high-class like Bowmans Virginia Vodka

Anonymous said...

Jewel of Russia. Hands down favorite when money is no object. Jewel of Russia vodka is seen in the new Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls! Good stuff.

Allen Baker said...

The picture of Vodka glass is very transparent.The taste of vodka varies from person to person. Different people like different brand of vodka. I like Smirnoff vodka. Smirnoff vodka is so clear that when pour into a glass it looks like water. Smirnoff Vodka has the clear, crisp taste.The aftertaste is sweet.I like to enjoy my drink with snacks and Cuban Cigars,which I buy online.

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