Thursday, December 20, 2007

Wanna go to the Pro Bowl?

State Farm Insurance is sponsoring this season's Pro Bowl and wants us to help create awareness of it's new promotion. Why are we telling you about it? Because that's what we do; we're a puppet for advertisers. (They're also mailing us two surgically-enhanced hookers and some blow).

If you sign up...well, we better let them explain.
Fans can enter the promotion daily through January 6 at for their chance to win a trip to Hawaii or one of 35 other great prizes. The 2008 Pro Bowl will be played on February 10 and televised by FOX. The grand prize package includes:

-Round trip air transportation for four to Honolulu Hawaii
-Four tickets to the 2008 NFL Pro Bowl presented by State Farm
-First class hotel accommodations in Honolulu (five days/four nights)
-Meet-and-greet with NFL Hall of Famer, Howie Long
-A $1,000 State Farm VISA gift card

In addition to the five grand prizes, fans have the opportunity to win one of ten first place prizes consisting of an autographed Howie Long football and a $250 gift card. Twenty-five $100 gift cards will also be awarded to second prize winners.
So go sign up. Maybe you'll win. Probably not. But maybe...a "maybe" that could change your life.


GMoney said...

You sellout motherfucker! I am so upset that I can barely enjoy the sweet, sweet taste of this delicious cup of Starbucks coffee.

JMC said...

how much did they pay you to post that... with your Apple Macintosh MacBook featuring iLife?

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