Friday, March 23, 2007

Fuck a bracket: Ohio State can suck it


This time of year -- time of year being a.) Spring, b.) March, c.) March fucking Madness, d.) when all the sorority girls come out of the fucking woods wearing outfits that beg you to ask, "How much" -- people tend to have skewed rooting interests.

For example, we have money, pride and a night with our girl wrapped up in theOhio State. So naturally we were rooting for them. But should we have?

C'mon. The Buckeyes fucking stole those two games. Xavier had 'em. Tennessee really had 'em.

Said Vols coach Bruce Pearl after the game, "THE BEARS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!"

Fuck are the Bears, Bruce?

It's not that we dislike OSU -- Oden is a gigantic G and Ron Lewis' G status is rapidly ascending -- but the Buckeyes probably didn't deserve to win either of those games. Seems the other teams more lost them than Ohio State won them. Either way, doesn't really matter.

But today when rooting for your team(s), just think for a second who your team really is. The one you have money on or the one you'd ordinarily want to win? With that, go Butler!

Oh, and Bruce Pearl probably ate his team in the locker room after the game. Brutal loss. Just brutal.

14 comments:

twins15 said...

Mike Conley = awesome

rstiles said...

I live in Ohio and I HATE Ohio State...their fans are the most arrogant mutherfuckers you can find....they think their woman's pussy doesn't smell....and baby, it all smells!!!

And what is up with this THE ohio state...that is just another example of how arrogant they are...they call their band "The Best Damn Band in the Land"....Fuck them!!

They are the luckiest fucking university....that 2002 OSU team that won the BCS has to be THE WORST BCS champ ever...they lucked out on 7...not 1...not 2....but SEVEN fucking games that year...

Now the shit is rolling for their basketball team...

FUCK THE OHIO STATE

JMC said...

zach it's a good thing you didn't pick UT to win that game, because I can't even begin to imagine the state your apartment would be in right now after they blew it. Suffice it to say you'd be furniture shopping today.

The Intern said...

Suffice it to say you'd be furniture shopping today.

I picked UT and fuck furniture; I'm apartment shopping. I think I frightened the neighbors' children.

Signal to Noise said...

Thad Matta made a deal with the devil for his soul before the NCAAs got underway. I swear it. Or maybe he had to cut that deal to get Oden and Conley in the first place.

Bruce Pearl better have chewed out his team after that game. They deserved it.

WastingCompanyTime6 said...

I really don't understand all the hatred for OSU and their fans. Were they lucky to win the Xavier game? probably. but last night was a pretty sick comeback you have to give them that.

rstiles, why do you hate us Buckeyes? Of all fans in the Big 10, I think OSU fans are actually the least arrogant. Have you ever met a Wisco fan? A Penn St. Fan?? God help us, a Michigan fan???

oh and Zach, please don't use the "OSU didn't win it, UT lost it" argument, that makes you sound like Skip Bayless. No one wants to sound like that dick.

rstiles said...

Hey Wastingcompanytime -- Thank you for making my point...

You Buckeye fans are always whining about something...and you proved it with your comment

JMC said...

I have this to say: as much as people have complained about this being a boring tourney because of the lack of a cinderella, I think this has been an amazingly entertaining tourney because there have been SO many close, exciting games.

Mini Me said...

Let's go Ohio State baby! HAHA.

McLean Stevenson said...

Good career move for Pearl to move to Tennessee, but he needs to win a big game.

larrybrownsports.com said...

Yeah, where are all those hot sorostitutes in the fall semester?

WastingCompanyTime6 said...

I don't that was whining when I said "why do you hate us"

Anonymous said...

Big 10
2-5 in the bowls. Good job, "#1 and #2" Michigan and Ohio State. I'm currently living in Cincinnati and I swear why the hell is everyone here an Ohio State fan, random morons who have never even been to Ohio State, nor have any allegiance to Ohio State.

SEC>Pac 10>Big East>Big 10>ACC>Big 12

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