Twittering during NFL games may be logistically challenging

Pumped Chad Ochocinco plans to Twitter during games this upcoming season. That's sweeeeeeet! Stupid name, Chad 85, but cool you want to Tweet. You can tell us how you just got bumped off a slant route by Samari Rolle and continue to be a disappointing player in fantasy leagues despite being a top-ten receiver selected.

But how, exactly, does Johnson (we're calling him Chad JOHNSON, dammit) plan to use a Twitter-accessible mobile device while on the field? If you recall, Joe OchoSiete Horn got busted when he had one hidden in the goalpost in 2003. He may be able to keep it on the bench, but getting that past the coaching staff and the league won't be easy.

Expect an official ruling on this soon. But if he's able to pull it off, get ready for the fun:

"Just catched bad pass from Carson The Fucker last drive. 8 yards. FIRST DOWN!!!! 3 catches 28 yards. 3rd quarter. 24-6 Baltimore but I KILLIN' TODAY!!!!"

Feel free to fuck around with potential Chad 85 Tweets, kiddos.

More fun with Barry Zito's Twitter

While just about everyone was tweeting ("twittering" makes so much more sense) about the Bulls-Celtics continuation of The OT Series, our favorite $126 million man was talking about bath soap.

If he continues to pitch decently, though, we'll let him talk about burning incense and lighting aromatic candles to complement his "Lush" bath ball.

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