Monday, August 31, 2009

Morning Headlines: Chula Vista wins Little League World Series

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[California wins LLWS].

-Victory parade scheduled in San Diego after Chula Vista wins Little League title

-Chinese-Taipei=Taiwan=LLWS loss

-Vice President cheers Little Leaguers; Obama a no-show

-CA slugs way to championship; celebrate with Chuck E. Cheese pizza party

It's your one chance a year to talk dirty about little boys. Don't waste it!

4 comments:

GMoney said...

Chula Vista in US and not Mexico, wins title

Gary Glitter: I knew they had it in them!

HM said...

Youth with nothing else to do win baseball title.

Take that Forbes Magazine!

http://www.forbes.com/2008/12/10/media-newspapers-news-biz-media-cx_jz_1210boringcities_slide_2.html?thisSpeed=15000

Anonymous said...

U.S. wins LLWS; a nation rejoices

Leeubrn said...

Chula Vista in US and not Mexico, wins title Gary Glitter: I knew they had it in them!