We're a day late on this story, but that's nothing new for us.
Via Mr. Irrelevant and Deadspin comes a tale of those crazy Philadelphia Phillies.
The fine PR folks at Phillies' headquarters thought it would be a good idea to send out a promotional DVD to season ticket holders to help sell tickets, generate excitement for the upcoming season and help fans repress the fact that reliever Ugueth Urbina attempted to kill some farmers with a machete last year.
Phillies' fans likely expected to see first base sensation Ryan Howard plow homers (among other things) on the free DVD, but instead they saw an extended video of cock fighting! In Spanish!
According to Mr. Irrelevant, the team sent out 4,000 of these videos with cocks beating the fuck out of each other and the Phillies have only heard two complaints. Perhaps the team would sell more tickets if they put nine cocks on the field instead of, you know, the actual team.
In other news: Details are still fuzzy on the Duke lacrosse rape story, but police have said their prime suspect at this point is Kobe Bryant.
1 comment:
i heard kobe actually raped the duke lax team... and they in turn took their anger out on the stripper... one of the duke rapers said he found mike price's business card in the stripper purse, wonder how that got there?
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