Thursday, February 02, 2006

Stevens talks smack, Porter becomes vampire


DETROIT -- Fireworks went off at Ford Field Wednesday when Pittsburgh's Joey Porter responded to comments made by Seattle's Jerramy Stevens.

Stevens, from the University of Washington, guaranteed victory at Tuesday's Media Day saying about Jerome Bettis, "It's a heartwarming story and all that, but it will be a sad day when he leaves without that trophy."

Porter responded to the guarantee by saying, "I've been asleep all week but now I got woke up. I've got my first taste of blood and now I'm thirsty for more."

Sources say that Porter spent his first few days in Detroit resting in his coffin in the hotel's basement. Undisclosed hotel personnel saw Porter sucking the blood from Steven's neck late Tuesday night.

"Yeah, I was sucking his neck," said Porter. "And it's not the only thing I was sucking."

The two are not thought to be involved.

Stevens tried to explain Wednesday that his comments were interpreted the wrong way, but when asked about the two bite marks on the side of his neck, he said, "I like it rough. Oh, and Joey's a fucking vampire."

A B-list celebrity holding a microphone was able to interview the vampire Wednesday and Porter said, "You got something against vampires? I'll fuck you up man."

The camera man was subsequently knocked down, stripped of his clothing and had his neck bitten.

"Being naked just makes the blood taste better," said Porter.

Yeah. Blood. Ok.

In other news: In contract negotiations to become the offensive coordinator of the Detroit Lions, Mike Martz has asked for a multi-year deal and a Fire Millen t-shirt.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

[p]Now, attach the [url=http://www.linksoflondonringuk.co.uk]links of london uk[/url] lobster clasp on the necklace . They also include 隆炉925隆盲 if it is made of silver or 隆炉585隆盲 if it is made of gold . It is not very typically that you'll discover somebody with the same attraction as you folks there are so many distinct variations catered for so many that folks tend to decide for diverse charms . Fashion Thomas Sabo on sale features a significant assortment of Thomas Sabo on the internet, thomas sabo necklace,thomas sabo earrings,thomas sabo chains etc . information,map Andimage elisa ilana their custom jewelry, pandora jewelry . Steel, titanium, wood, rubber, horn [url=http://www.llinksoflondon.co.uk]wholesale links of london[/url] and leather are just a number of the components utilized to generate necklaces and bracelets are perceived as more masculine . There are [url=http://www.llinksoflondon.co.uk]links of london charms wholesale
[/url] numerous other pursuits to discover personalized property packages . Find out if the retailer is an authorized Pandora retailer.[/p][p]The advantage of this range over [url=http://www.linksoflondonringuk.co.uk]links of london bracelets uk[/url] competitors is that charms are interchangeable which enables it to be clipped on bracelets, necklaces and anklets to produce any combination possible . Pandora jewelry is still a fashion and hot trend of [url=http://www.linksoflondonbraceleted.co.uk]links of london bracelet[/url] fashion jewelry in 2013 . From stomach muscles will better beginning the provider was set to supply high quality sterling silver with an emphasis on contemporary structure . Safe servers and a array of verifiable payment methods make this a much less than risky approach, as long as you happen to be purchasing from a good seller . Suppliers each and every convention, continually volume obtain, permit [url=http://www.linksoflondonbraceleted.co.uk]links of london bracelet sale[/url] Goldfore gold (Zhen Fernie) these kinds of "gold" adornment market has been obtained aback . Duraflex director Phil Edwards told Jeweller [url=http://www.linksoflondonringuk.co.uk]links of london bracelets[/url] the release was much better than expected and described the company隆炉s current stock level as a 隆掳good problem to have . This, Thomas Sabo In addition to offer the charm and soul of the Dance 隆掳as the theme STERLING SILVER series of autumn and winter 2012 (SPECIAL ADDITION, CLASSIC, REBEL AT HEART and SEASONAL), but also an unexpected surprise 篓C the brand of diamonds into the sterling silver jewelry and gold elements to create a new SWEET DIAMONDS series filled with deep love.[/p]