Breaking facial-hair news

That image you see, go ahead. Click it. Then pause. And realize that a major sports Internet site just wrote a front-page headline and dedicated space to a story about a man's fucking mustache.

Good. Bet writing that article wasn't humiliating for the AP writer who likely thought to himself afterward that it's better than covering a city council meeting.

But, hey, an athlete's facial hair situation is just as hard-hitting and relevant as parking ordinances.