Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!Yesterday's winner: GMoney of The Money Shot with this: Tulsa dominates, Mobile will never be the same.
[Jones released].
-Dallas releases injured DB
-Phillips: 'He just couldn't make the big plays when we needed them'
-With departed Jones, Cowboys look to bulk up defensive back in April's draft
Play time in the comments.
12 comments:
Pacman released from Cowboys because Jerry Jones only allows 1 player to have a celebrity girlfriend at a time...and Jessica Simpson is way hotter than Ms. PacMan
Jerry Jones mutilates squirrels, releases Pacman
Strippers make a call to arms as Pacman released
-Ed Werder makes stellar report as Jones released
-Pacman free to run from ghosts, eat cherries
-Vick in disbelief as Jones still at large
-Jones gives illuminating answers in exit interview
-Romo distraught after best friend released
-Jerry Jones makes in rain pink slips for Pacman
that should say "makes IT rain" not "makes in rain"
I wish I knew how to spell the sound of PacMan dying from the video game...that would be my entry because PacMan has run out of Power pellets and lives!!!
Former TNA tag team champion Pacman Jones looks to get back into wrestling after attempt at football career fails
Counting Crows distraught: Mr. Jones no more in Big D
Oft-injured DB cut in Dallas
-Pacman released, McNabb: "I didn't know he was in prison."
-Jones released, plans to return to WVU to finish his degree
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