Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Big Picture Categories: Johnsons in the NFL

King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

The NFL is littered with players whose last name is Johnson. Go up and down every roster and if you don't come across at least one Johnson, you're probably looking in the wrong place. And speaking of Johnson, remember the Big Johnson t-shirt line. Good shit, friends. Good shit.

Honoring Big Johnson tees and professional football, today's category is naming those NFL players whose last name is Johnson. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. First person to mess up will be thrown in a dark alley with the man pictured.

We'll start things up with our boy from U-Dub: Tank Johnson.

All right, football fans. Prove you know your nameology in the comments.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ocho Cinco, Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati State Penitentiary Bengals

Anonymous said...

And Chad's lovable sidekick, Rudi Johnson. Unlike a certain Johnson named Keyshawn, Rudi doesn't pull and pot-calling-kettle-black B.S.

rstiles said...

Current Player - Andre Johnson, wr, Texans

Former Player - Billy "White Shoes" Johnson

Anonymous said...

Larry Johnson, RB, Kansas City Chiefs

Kevin Hayward said...

Brandon Johnson, AZ linebacker. There are three johnsons on the Cardinals' roster alone.

Jarrett said...

Calvin Johnson, Detroit Lions

Bazooka Jones said...

Jarrett Johnson, LB/DE, The Baltimore Ravens...

We replaced Adalius with a big ass white guy from Alabama... How does that work?

GMoney said...

I have to give matt credit though, not many people can type and suck 2 dicks at the same time.

We'll go with uber-shitty former QB Rob Johnson since matt ruined this for all of us again.

wjackalope said...

this is getting ridiculous. Zach, you may have to make it so you have to have a blogger account to comment.

ESPnGuy said...

anyway...

TE Eric Johnson of my streaking hot (2 IN A ROW!!) Saints...

Anonymous said...

Leon Washington, RB, Jets

Unknown said...

Bryant Johnson, AZ WR

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Host PPH said...

I haven't played King's cup but I hope that one day we can do it. It would be amazing.

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