We're not quite sure who Tila Tequila is and why she does what she does, but Shawne Merriman probably shouldn't be banging her (she probably has an entire village of insects down there, bro) and he probably shouldn't have tried to strangle her despite her being fucking obnoxious.
She's not even really hot. She weighs like 89 pounds, so there could be advantages to that. She's the type you could probably bang upside down against a palm tree while a family of four watched. But, wait, what? WHO THE FUCK IS TILA TEQUILA? It shows she had a lot of friends on MySpace. We have like 140 friends on Twitter. And we want nothing to do with Merriman and his assault-hawk.
Tequila's real last name is "Wynn" but it is spelled Nygugen...
ReplyDeleteMerriman is another NFL fuck-up...
SHES A HOUSTON ASIAN BISEXUAL BROAD WHO SLUTTED HER WAY INTO A REALITY STAR
ReplyDeleteIs Merriman trying to break Jim Brown's record of most women assaulted???
ReplyDeleteAnonymous is 100% correct -- if ever a jury could be swayed by the defense of "she deserved it" it would be in a case involving Tia Tequila (oh, and the lady Robert Blake said he didn't kill).
ReplyDeleteUmmm, I'll agree that she's no prize, but Vietnamese birds are some dirty girls...and I mean the good kind of dirty.
ReplyDeletebokolis - agreed with the vietnamese. straight swallowers.
ReplyDeleteThanks for writiing
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