Shocking: Slugger did steroids, Earth not flat

Only way to guarantee we won't read a sports story: mention "steroids" in the headline.

It's not a big mystery, it's not shocking and we DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

Good to know our pal Jimmy at Hot Clicks agrees. He wrote this regarding A-Rod (who we once saw in a restaurant lobby. We made bedroom eyes at his then wife, Cynthia. She took us to the bathroom and made that fantasy a reality. Not really. Again, if only our life were a porno...):

I couldn't care less about him -- or any other player -- failing a steroids test. None of the steroids stories surprise me, disappoint me or interest me. I want to watch and enjoy baseball. I don't want to play Sherlock Holmes to figure out who is/was clean or dirty.

Ditto.