Morning Headlines: A-Rod Admits Steroid Use

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on on a game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Yesterday's winners: You guys rocked the Pro Bowl headlines:

-SSReporters (again!) with this: NFC stuns AFC in a game lacking penalties.

-Ryan of The Victoria Times with: Collinsworth replaces Madden in the booth for Pro Bowl.

-HM of Hoops and Other Pop Culture goes: Late Carney field goal ices game.

[A-Rod interview].

-Former Mariner admits substance abuse

-Slugger could face suspension for off-field incident

These are hard! Do us proud in the comments.