Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!Friday's winner: CT Buckeye with this gem: Lady Vols win, get new T-shirts.
[Pro Bowl box score].
-Third-down efficiency paces NFC in Pro Bowl win
-Sellers' critical seven-yard reception leads NFC to Pro Bowl victory
-AFC can't hold 7-0 first-quarter advantage; loses 30-21
Talk meaningless football, Hawaii in the comments.
NFC stuns AFC in a game lacking penalties.
ReplyDeleteNielson Ratings out; Turner Classics showing of Ishtar beats Pro Bowl; by super slim margin Pro Bowl edges out Food Network's rerun of Danny Bonaduce microwaving hot dogs.
ReplyDelete-Fitzgerald the hero in final game of season
ReplyDelete-Fans baffled by seeing "TD - Owen Daniels 9 Yard Pass From Kerry Collins" in pro bowl box score.
-Vonn claims downhill at Worlds for second gold (pro bowl no longer on ESPN's headlines)
NFC prevails in spite of Eli's poor passes.
ReplyDeleteAndy Reid's chest sunburn had no impact in NFC victory.
-Philly fans apathetic at latest Andy Reid post-season loss
ReplyDelete-Benches emptied it latest NFL game
Collinsworth replaces Madden in the booth for Pro Bowl.
ReplyDeleteLate Carney Field Goal Ices Game.
ReplyDeleteCarney Gains Revenge On Former Team.
AFC efficient on third down, but can't stop Boldin in Pro Bowl loss
ReplyDeleteMillions of Americans awake to news of football game played Sunday; morning traffic snarled.
ReplyDeleteCarney and Feagles end season, begin retirement in Hawai'i.
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