Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!Monday's winner: Spencer with this: Granger's two points not enough as West routs East.
[Pitt-UConn box score].
-Thabeet (5 points, 4 rebounds) effective in limited action
-Dyson: 'It was tough to watch from the sidelines'
-Blair's two assists help Pitt win conference game
Your Big East headlines in the comments, please.
Wanamaker, Brown, and Gibbs' 1 combined point vital in Pitt's win.
ReplyDeleteCalhoun after defeat: *@^%!)($) &^#*$&^!!!
ReplyDelete-Calhoun regrets choice of Orange Tie after loss
ReplyDelete-Calhoun pleased with "moral victory" against Pitt
-Bearcats just 4.5 games back in Big East after UConn loss.
-A-ROD AT SPRING TRAINING TO HOLD NEWS CONFERENCE ABOUT STEROIDS, Pitt wins
UConn takes care of the ball, loses by 8.
ReplyDeleteUConn loss means Georgetown back in race.
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