Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
Yesterday's winner: Anonymous 11:55 a.m. with this: Counting Crows distraught: Mr. Jones no more in Big D.
[Florida-Oklahoma box score].
-Title game officiated for first time by African-American referee
-Oklahoma's outpouring of offense not enough as Florida wins key game
-Meyer: 'The blocked field goal was the difference'
Have some fun!
Sooners can't overcome strong first quarter by the Gators
ReplyDeleteTebow now king of the jump-throw; Jeter privately grumbling to friends
ReplyDeleteJesus ecstatic after Gators victory
ReplyDeleteBob Stoops loses again, refuses to take off stupid visor
-Refs nearly invisible in clean title game
ReplyDelete-Fed Ex BCS National Championship played, broadcast by Fox, Florida wins
-Tebow still not an NFL QB prospect after winning second title
-OU fans: At least we have the Thunder
-Utah stays undefeated as Florida tops OU in Bowl Game
ReplyDelete-Zach was right, Florida best team in country
ReplyDeleteGators Win As Tebow Throws 2 Picks, Only 1 of Which is Caught By an OU Defender
ReplyDelete(look at the si.com box score you link to)
Gators Win Despite 0 Yards on INT returns.
Storied offenses shine as Gators win a thriller
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