Jerk it, motherfucker! Jerk it like you've never jerked it before!

We've never seen this video, but we've also never read The DaVinci Code, watched a Harry Potter movie or been to a Rolling Stones concert. Some will say we've yet to live. But since 133,000+ have watched this YouTube clip, it seems like it's been around the block like a 40-year-old pornstar.

But there's nothing funny about this video.We're not posting it to get a cheap laugh. We don't want you to even smile. No jokes. There's nothing funny about masturbation. Nothing funny at all.