Thoughts from NFL Week 4:-Lots of defensive touchdowns. Apparently wide receivers and offensive lineman don't know how to tackle.
-We wanted to watch the Saints and the Panthers but our good friend Joe was calling the game, so we switched to Ravens-Chargers.
-What a week for T.O.: 5 receptions, 88 yards, 0 TD, 30 pain-killers, 1 attempted suicide.
-Ravens defense: SO thuggish. Fitting that they're from a town like Baltimore.
-Speaking of the Ravens D... smart move by Marty Schottenheimer taking the safety so the punt wouldn't get blocked in the end zone. Not that it mattered.
-Normally we only talk shit about the Fox announcers, but today we heard some poetic words from Phil Simms: "When you're strong and fast like Laurence Maroney, that makes you powerful." The fuck?
-So Chris Henry was sidelined. That's too bad. There's always excitement when he's around.
-The Raiders or Stanford? We'd bet on a 0-0 tie.
-Herm Edwards gets a big win and once again will be undeservingly treated like a good coach.
-Santana Moss: 3 touchdowns (including the game-winner) and probably 3 hookers. Good day.
-Reggie Williams -- our boy from UW -- had a helluva game. If only he was still in Purple and Gold.
-The New York Jets need to study the Cal Bears (circa 1982) a bit better.
In other news: The Minnesota Twins stole the AL Central from the Tigers because Detroit mangager Jim Leyland was too busy thanking you for smoking.
Well, "Force=mass*acceleration" is a little too difficult for an athlete at Morehead State, so instead they just told Simms that big and fast makes you powerful- tho he somehow managed to screw that up.
ReplyDeleteBut cut Simms some slack. He's still dealing with his gay son having his spleen removed.
I think ol' Phil may have taken one too many blows to his head during his playing days
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