Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[UNC-Michigan State box score].
-Heels pull away late to win title
-Lawson, solid from the field, helps Carolina win tournament
-Izzo: 'Free throw shooting killed us'
Your final college hoops headlines of the season in the comments.
Carolina overcomes slight homecourt advantage for Spartans to win second title in 5 years
ReplyDeleteCarolina rallies around Hansbrough's retardation to win the Championship.
ReplyDeleteEconomic boost for Detroit comes to an abrupt end
ReplyDeleteMichigan State loses early 3-2 advantage; Falls to Tar Heels in crucial game.
ReplyDeleteLawson sets steals record in game
ReplyDeleteHeels win caps off extremely boring tournament
Mr. Ace is the winner, but I will try anyway:
ReplyDeleteSpartans second half edge not enough as Carolina wins.
Isaiah Dahlman, in fact, not dead, scores 2 in Spartan defeat.
Carolina victory so convincing that game ends with seven white guys on the court.
Williams: "We won this game from the free-throw line"
ReplyDeleteTarheels extend winning streak to 6
ReplyDelete