This photo of a '91 Jim Abbott Upper Deck baseball card popped in our inbox yesterday and boy is it a doozy.
Been having a hard time getting into the young college basketball season; with so much important football being played, the only hardwood we're interested in is that in our right hand. (Zing! Hey-o! Yahtzee!)
What's a date with ice skating queen Oksana Baiul worth? To an Upper West Side rabbi, $2,500. At the other night's Spicerack Fashion Show, host Ray Ellin auctioned off a dinner date with the Ukrainian, who was celebrating her 31st birthday. The winning bidder, a 40-something rabbi, said, "Well, I'm single, it's for charity, and she seems like a nice Jewish girl. I guess I'm the luckiest guy in my congregation."That's exactly what the rabbi is looking for: a nice Jewish girl. Or some hot, steamy, expensive sex. Take that, celibacy! Who wouldn't want to bump uglies with this hot, sultry...
Arizona coach Mike Stoops shares the same feeling as Ohio State, the Rose Bowl committee and fans of competitive football.
[Editor's note: This will be a regular Friday feature at PlayboyU. It's molded after BDD's Jamboroo.]Three bunnies means: "Do not go out. Do not watch House re-runs. If sex is an option, absolutely do not turn it down. Do it twice. But unless you're knockin' boots, watch these games."
Two bunnies means: Eh, if it's pissing rain and your girlfriend is shopping, it's not a bad option.
One bunny means: You've never touched a girl. You're allergic to the sun. Porn doesn't do it for you. You wanna prove that you can, in fact, sit on your ass and watch college football for 12 hours.
Winners are made on Saturdays. All times Eastern.
This is a real college basketball score in a regulation 40-minute game, played on a regulation-sized court with five players on each side who breathe oxygen and put on their pants one leg at a time:
This is just too funny not to share with you.Eat "good friends" Kashi. It's great. It has a picture of these two old people on the front. I guess because old people tend to have shitting problems. But the stuff is great. Start your morning off with 15 grams of fiber. I take these huge, red-ish shits and when I get off the pot I feel like Jared from the Subway commercials.I countered with this:I eat beans galore, too. Beans don't have as much of the kind of fiber that makes you shit, but they have the kind that prevents heart attacks. So that's good too. At least that way you won't have a coronary while you're working out another disastrous turd.
My shits have been strange lately.So there. A quick update on the state of my and my friends' bowels. Your sentiments welcomed in the comments.
often, i have to go like within an hour of when i get up. they're usually really fucking huge logs that get broken off and then smear mud-shit all over my asshole. it's usually like a half-roller and sometimes my ass starts to bleed cause i've wiped too much.
but lately, i haven't had the luxury of shitting in the morning because of work and not having the courage to shit while my lady's home. so i've been holding my shits in for up to like 3 hours. it's an awful feeling, but when i finally release my doom on the bathroom, my shits are more packed and crystallized. it's great. sometimes i think i have some feces wrapped around my intestines, but for the sheer convenience, it's a much quicker shit.
Nothing like hypothesizing and speculating to find ways for the BCS to become a mess of chaos. Everyone likes a little mayhem this time of year, and especially those haters of the current system will root for things to get flipped upside down in the coming weeks.
One hundred losses with a $117 million payroll.Thank you very much, Richie Sexson, Adrian Beltre and Kenji Johjima.
The M's are the first team in Major League history to be so miserable and to spend so much doing so. No other team has ever lost 100 games with a nine-digit payroll. You could make the argument that this is the most disappointing team in the history of baseball.
Our pals at The Victoria Times are all over Oregon's new mess of a uniform.And if there's still any doubt about Florida being the best team in the land, you need to wake the fuck up.No. 25 South Carolina at No. 4 Florida, 3:30 p.m., CBS: I guess this is a good game on paper. Ol' Ball Coach going back to the Swamp. Saturday's only game with two ranked teams. Verne and Gary and The Wolf(son). South Carolina has a good offen...who am I kidding? Florida's gonna win by 50. Florida 63, South Carolina 13.
Ugh, who wants it?
Joe Lundardi's been busy. With college hoops officially underway (even though few teams have actually played games that count) it seems appropriate that we get a November edition of Bracketology.
According to this report, ESPN is the top bidder to take over the BCS television rights when the current deal with Fox runs out after next season. If they get the deal, we won't have to suffer through Joe Buck ruining another championship.
In the 2003 Apple Cup, Washington State (ranked No. 8) entered the game with a 9-2 record and a shot at the Rose Bowl while Washington, at 5-6, were trying to avoid their first losing season since 1976. WSU had a six-point lead until UW true freshman Corey Williams caught a diving pass in the end zone with 1:10 remaining in the game, which gave the Huskies a 20-19 lead after a successful PAT. On the ensuing drive, the Huskies' Marquis Cooper intercepted a pass by WSU quarterback Josh Swogger and returned it 38 yards for a touchdown, which after a successful PAT resulted in a final score of 27-19.It's the only time we've been on collegiate goal posts. Fun times.
You fucking fuck. Two straight running plays on the 2-yard line? One to a college quarterback. FUCK.
A week after forcing out longtime coach Phil Fulmer, the Vols, once a proud program, are reaching new lows.
Three bunnies means: "Do not go out. Do not watch House re-runs. If sex is an option, absolutely do not turn it down. Do it twice. But unless you're knockin' boots, watch these games."
Two bunnies means: Eh, if it's pissing rain and your girlfriend is shopping, it's not a bad option.
One bunny means: You've never touched a girl. You're allergic to the sun. Porn doesn't do it for you. You wanna prove that you can, in fact, sit on your ass and watch college football for 12 hours.
Winners are made on Saturdays. All times Eastern.
Ken Mink, a 73-year-old full-time student, scored two points Monday night in Roane State Community College's 93-42 victory over King College's junior varsity. Mink entered the game with about 16 minutes left in the second half and attempted one shot in about three minutes. Seven minutes later, he went back in the game, was fouled and made two free throws.The underclassman on Roane State CC have been known to use Mink for shoulder tapping. And as a wing man. Mink can really pull...
