Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Big Picture Categories: NFL players from Florida universities

King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

It seems just about every player in the NFL (or at least every player on the Baltimore Ravens) played college football in the fucking state of Florida. The U, FSU, UF...fuck, even Central Florida's turned out some folks.

So today's category is naming those NFL players who spent time at any Florida university. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. There are fucking thousands of these! Let's try to break commenting records! First person to fuck up has to take a body shot off of an alligator. Or a crocodile. What the fuck is the difference, anyway?

We'll keep it local: Ken Dorsey - The U. (We're actually not sure if Dorsey's still in the league (Cleveland?), but we went to high school with him, caught a pass from him, and stole his girlfriend*).

All right, folks. Brag about your alma-mater-knowledge in the comments.

*Statement might be made up. Might.

50 comments:

  1. Darrell Jackson - UF (and current Niner)

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  2. The one and only Sex Cannon -- Rex Grossman, proud Florida Gator.

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  3. Anonymous12:00 AM

    Lito Sheppard - UF (and one damn fine cornerback)

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  4. Anonymous12:00 AM

    Ray Lewis, The U

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  5. Anonymous12:00 AM

    Ed Reed, The U

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  6. Anonymous12:01 AM

    Kellen Winslow, The U

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  7. Anonymous12:01 AM

    Jeremy Shockey, The U

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  8. Anonymous12:01 AM

    Willis McGahee, The U

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  9. Anonymous12:01 AM

    Andre Johnson, The U

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  10. Anonymous12:02 AM

    Clinton Portis, The U

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  11. Anonymous12:02 AM

    Edgerrin James, The U

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  12. Anonymous12:02 AM

    Vince Wilfork, The U

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  13. Anonymous12:02 AM

    Jonathan Vilma, The U

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  14. Anonymous12:02 AM

    Bubba Franks, The U

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  15. Anonymous12:03 AM

    Santana Moss, The U

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  16. Anonymous12:03 AM

    Roscoe Parrish, The U

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  17. Anonymous12:03 AM

    Devin Hester, The U

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  18. Anonymous12:04 AM

    Jon Beason, The U

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  19. Anonymous12:05 AM

    Greg Jones, FSU

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  20. Chris Collinsworth - Florida

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  21. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Reidel Anthony - The U.....niversity of Florida

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  22. frank gore, the U

    GO NINERS!!!

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  23. Anonymous7:29 AM

    Anquan Boldin, FSU.

    anonymous, can you read??? Once every five, moron. You're a real tough guy. I'm gonna really show them by naming like 10 people, it'll be cool. You're pathetic

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  24. Reggie Wayne - Miami (John Ehret High School with me)

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  25. Anonymous10:31 AM

    Hey, im the anonymous that said Lito Sheppard. Don't group me with that fuckhead other anonymous =(.

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  26. Najah "Deuce" Davenport

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  27. Bubba "Im fat and cant catch" Franks, The U

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  28. Anonymous11:40 AM

    Daunte Culpepper - Central Florida Golden Knights

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  29. the 96 Heisman Danny Wuerffel - Florida

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  30. Anonymous12:17 PM

    phillip buchanan - The U

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  31. Anonymous1:02 PM

    Chris Weinke (FSU) still in the league? Carolina?

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  32. damnit anonymous, I was gonna go with Wienke!

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  33. Anonymous5:03 PM

    I love how everyone got their panties in a bunch because I posted 16 guys. My bad...didn't see the once in 5 thing. It's funny how deeply offended so many people are.

    I've waited long enough...

    This one comes with a prayer for good health...

    Kevin Everett, The U

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  34. Anonymous5:14 PM

    Leon Washington - FSU

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  35. adrian mcpherson - fsu (on the saints, right?)

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  36. Anonymous6:32 PM

    Deion Sanders, FSU

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  37. Anonymous10:39 PM

    kellen winslow jr. (the U)

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  38. Mr. Miss himself, Sebastian Janikowski, FSU

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  39. Taylor Jacobs! (actually I'm not sure if he's in the NFL anymore either, but he was a WR that played for the Gators)

    Not sure why, but that's the first name to pop into my head. And no, I'm not reading all the comments to see if he has been mentioned already. ;)

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  40. Anonymous12:19 AM

    I'm back again...some idiot reposted Kellen Winslow.

    Since this thread has slowed down a bit, I'll toss in a couple 'Noles...

    Kamerion Wimbley, FSU

    Broderick Bunkley, FSU

    Lawrence Timmons, FSU

    Travis Johnson, FSU

    Antonio Cromartie, FSU

    Alex Barron, FSU

    Ernie Sims, FSU

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  41. Errict Rhett, Florida

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  42. Anonymous3:44 PM

    Jabar Gaffney, UF

    Channing Crowder, UF

    Fred Taylor, UF

    Reche Caldwell, UF

    Jarvis Moss, UF

    Chad Jackson, UF

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  43. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Jim kelly....da U

    vinny testaverde....da U

    jerome brown....da U

    rashean mathis....bethune cookman

    nick collins.... bethune cookman

    warren sapp....da U

    kenny phillips....da U

    kevin greene...da U

    kevin fagan....da U

    ernie sims....FSU

    antonio cromartie...FSU

    shall i keep going?!

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  44. Anonymous2:22 PM

    lorenzo booker fsu

    travis minor fsu

    warrick dunn fsu

    bryant mcfadden fsu

    buster davis fsu

    andre johnson the u

    andre thorpe fsu

    kenny phillips fsu

    brendan meriweather

    marcus trufant

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  45. Anonymous1:40 PM

    you guys are forgetting the best one out of all!

    Emmitt Smith - University of Florida

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  46. Anonymous3:55 PM

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