Brady Quinn may star in a movie...

...And no, it isn't Brokeback Mountain 2.

There are reports that Notre Dame quarterback/pretty boy/fudge-packer dick-grabber "friend to the gays?" may star in an upcoming film about the life of former Irish quarterback George Gipp.

Perhaps this would be a good PR move for Quinn. He was recently profiled in Interview and the photo feature was not so much GQ as it was Out.com. A macho role in a movie playing a former stud Irish QB would be good for his reputation.

We all know how well Quinn can throw the ball. He's really a pretty darn good quarterback. But something about him just screams Jeff Garcia rather than, say, Brett Favre.

Could you imagine Quinn in a Cowboys uniform next year? One throw over Terrell Owens' head and TO would out Quinn like fucking Lance Bass.

Though it just seems that Quinn may be better suited for a movie like Brokeback Mountain 2. He'd snuggle up nicely with Jake Gyllenhaal. That dark hair, strong arms, tender skin...ugh, "that's kinda gay."

In other news: Louisville beat West Virginia 44-34 Thursday in the first leg of the Triple Crown.