Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[World Series Game 4 box score]
-Yankees' two-run first plenty as NY rolls
-Utley, Feliz homer as Phils lose
-Jeter: 'Joba was huge for us tonight'
Your Game 4 headlines in the comments...
Lidge inserted into game; fans unaware that 9th played only for show
ReplyDeleteUmps fail to eject Lidge for hitting Tex, Phils to protest
and, don't kid yourselves; after Damon's double swipe, that one was intentional.
-Sabathia earns no decision in game 4 victory
ReplyDeleteChan Ho Park records scoreless inning in relief, Phils lose.
ReplyDeleteMLB: Ryan Howard does not need to touch home plate
ReplyDelete-Yankees win following on-time start for Game 4
ReplyDelete-World Series Game 4 features live "Favre Cam"
Lidge's Game 5 confidence boosted by 9th inning strike out of Jeter.
ReplyDeleteChamberlain records first World Series victory for Yanks.
One if by land, Two if by Damon
ReplyDeletePhils is "good shape" after dropping Game 4.
ReplyDelete