Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[Phillies-Dodgers box score]
-Phils score one in 7th, one in 8th to capture NL pennant
- Troncoso (2/3 innings) remains perfect in NLCS
- Phils strand five, but pitching carries team back to World Series
Half of the World Series match-up is complete. Fire away at 'em Phils in the comments.
Motocross event at Citizen's Bank Park delayed once again.
ReplyDeleteLate surge in 8th not enough for Dodgers.
ReplyDeletePhillies win NL, already lose World Series
ReplyDeleteGoggle shortage leads to no-pop-shot-in-eyes edict.
ReplyDeleteReport: Lidge emerges unscathed from this year's pennant pile-on.
Manny in the hole at game's end, forced to shower with teammates.
The One Good Team in the National League Wins The National League Title.
ReplyDeletePhillies Win NL Title, Moved Up to AL in 2010 (Baltimore Relegated to National League)
Phillies Win, Nation Awaits Football Weekend.
The Phils were just too good for the Dodgers. The Dodgers were just outmatched.
ReplyDeleteEagles, Phillies to play Monday night.
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