Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[Home Run Derby recap and tracker].
-Inge a non-factor in Derby
-Pujols: 'This was a great achievement'
-Fielder and Cruz put on 'show' for St. Louis
Your Derby headlines in the comments.
pitchers: it just wasn't our day. next time we'll work in more offspeed stuff.
ReplyDeleteMan who won house in HR Derby facing foreclosure.
ReplyDeleteTigers bullpen catcher throws perfect game in St. Louis
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ReplyDeleteWow. I can't see how comment 4 stays up.
ReplyDelete"Fat Man Beats Unknown to Win Title Not Involving Running"
"Non-steroided Rangers Hitters -- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride"
"Mauer Drops to 0 and 1 in Home Run Derby Contests"
Inge's zero home runs not enough to get him past round 1.
ReplyDeleteHM seriously, that was bad - i took care of it
ReplyDeleteAnother Ranger finishes second in Derby; Cruz hits 11 in first round.
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