Keep talking about your lucky underwear and they aren't going to be so lucky anymore

Atlanta's Jeff Francoeur has a pair of lucky underwear. They have turkeys on them. They were a gift from his wife for Thanksgiving. The Braves are 7-0 when Francoeur wears said briefs.

You can read all about the outfielder's undergarments here.

For fuck's sake, Jeff, DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR LUCKY UNDERWEAR TO THE PUBLIC! We are firm believers in superstitions, and have the utmost respect for players who have them. But the way to make your lucky underwear unlucky in a hurry is to discuss it. Keep your superstitions quiet, people. Your team will thank you for it.

And we don't want to hear about your turkey boxers. Gross.