Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[Texas-BC box score].
-Eagles' run in bottom of the sixth forces extra innings
-'Horns overcome three errors for 'important' win
-Austin Wood throws 169 pitches in middle relief
Your college baseball marathon comments welcomed.
-9 innings not enough as Texas tops BC
ReplyDelete-Texas beats BC in 7 hours 3 minutes
-Eagles strand 12 in loss
-Tucker (2-12) struggles at plate but drives in winning run for Texas
Peter King calls pitcher after baseball game.
ReplyDeleteBC eager to play Army in next game.
ReplyDelete-BC Coach swears team will hit better than .100 next game.
ReplyDelete-BC pitcher Mike Belfiore throws 9.2 innings of shutout ball in loss.