Fuck You, Penguin is officially the funniest site in the history of humor. So we're going to copy it as much as possible -- but in a sports way. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. If you don't think this is funny, well, you suck and once let your dog lick peanut butter off your penis.
Comfy? So you think you can just turn the 18th into your fucking nap zone, do ya, Deer? Well golf may be slow but it sure isn't reason to sit down and relax.
Maybe you're just an obstacle. Sand trap, pond, BIG FUCKING DEER ANTLERS. But it's not your job to play spoiler, Deer. You're meant for eating people's gardens, causing car accidents and starring in motherfucking cartoons. Leave the golf to the professionals, Deer, or Bambi might have an unfortunate "accident."
How about FU weatherman....am I the only pissed that the local news has the weatherman appear every 8 minutes or so with a forecast that is not going to be right so that the sports guy gets reduced to about 45 seconds. Why in the hell is more time give to the ignorant ass clown known as the weather guy when there is a whole damn channel dedicated to the weather. I can't put it on ESPN to keep up on my local minor league sports teams but the weather channel will keep us up to date and they have hot women on there too. I would let Stephanie Abrams do anything she wanted to me but that is a different story. So in summary Fuck You weatherman for always being wrong and monopolizing time so the sports guy gets a grand total of zilch point shit time for his sportscast.
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