Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[Manny suspended].
-Former Indian out until July for undisclosed reasons
-Torre: 'Ethier will bat third'
-Dodger slugger out of lineup Thursday
Leave your roid-y headlines in the comments.
-Outfielder suspended for violating drug policy
ReplyDelete-Juan Pierre to get more playing time with outfield spot open
-Torre: Our outfield defense will improve
-Colletti: What can I say? I love roiders.
-Dodgers to look for trade deadline boost from Ramirez, again.
Red Sox order two giant asterisks to put next to 2 championship banners
ReplyDeleteManny-less offense produces seven runs, but Dodgers lose first home game of season
ReplyDeleteTake that, economy: Los Angeles payroll falls below 100 million
ReplyDeleteManny's my Boy!
ReplyDelete