Fernando Tatis, who once hit two grand slams in one inning, made his first start at shortstop since 1998 Sunday against the Giants. It was only his fourth ever start at the position.
Ah, Tatis. I was sitting in the front row at Veterans Stadium when he made a half hearted effort to catch a foul ball and failed.
I decided to start loudly taunting him, which actually earned a WTF look from him. I decided from that day on, I would taunt him mercilessly whenever I saw him at a game.
The sunuvabitch can still hit. Last night notwithstanding, the Mets are a team of bats.
ReplyDeleteTatis didn't start. He replaced Alex Cora in the 3rd, who apparently hurt himself sliding into second or some shit.
Cora was filling in for Reyes, who seems to have hurt his cunt whilst getting it up in the air.
Ah, Tatis. I was sitting in the front row at Veterans Stadium when he made a half hearted effort to catch a foul ball and failed.
ReplyDeleteI decided to start loudly taunting him, which actually earned a WTF look from him. I decided from that day on, I would taunt him mercilessly whenever I saw him at a game.
Bring back Tony Batista and Kirt Manwaring!!!
ReplyDeletegood call, bokolis -- he didn't actually start. my error.
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