You can be like Brett Favre, but without the rugged beard or interceptions. So, really, you can just buy his car on eBay.

If that car -- a 2007 Ford F-150 -- doesn't scream Hall of Fame, hot wife and grizzled NFL star, then we're not sure what does. (Except for maybe a nicer, shinier car with better gas mileage).

You -- yeah, you! -- can drive away with Brett Favre's car by bidding at eBay. Looks like the going rate is about $35,000 and, hey, Favre will even sign the dashboard if you want. Who doesn't want permanent ink all over the dash?

The car includes Fab-tech Lift Kit, Modified Intake System and MKW Wheels, but does not include excessive interceptions or painkillers.