Monday, February 16, 2009

Morning Headlines: NBA All-Star game

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Thursday's winner: JMC with: Five points from Lance Thomas not enough for Duke.

[All-Star game box score].

-Roy leads all players with 31 minutes played

-Johnson's five turnovers cost East down the stretch

-West builds on five-point halftime lead with productive third period

Talk meaningless hoops in the comments.

6 comments:

  1. Zero points from Joe Johnson not enough as West tops East

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  2. Anonymous10:35 AM

    -West wins defensive struggle in Phoenix

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  3. Late dunk by LeBron gives East a respectable margin of defeat.

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  4. Anonymous11:55 AM

    Eighteen turnovers prove costly for East, as West pulls away late.

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  5. Granger's two points not enough as West routs East.

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  6. Granger's two points not enough as West routs East.

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