Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
Tuesday's winner: SSReporters comes through again: Louisville unable to hold onto 21-20 lead, fall to UConn.
[Duke-Clemson box score].
-Tigers score five points below average in tense game with conference foe
-Duke's 12 of 19 free-throw shooting culprit in ACC defeat
-Krzyzewski: 'Our offense came alive in the second half'
-Clemson wins turnover battle, game
Freshen up on your ACC nonsense in the comments.
Duke falls despite Pocius' big night.
ReplyDeleteKadkfhaoehfadskl: "Martynas Pocius really filled the stat sheet tonight."
Pocius to Blue Devils: "Hop on my back."
Oglesby misses dunk but Clemson holds on.
ReplyDeleteTigers crush Devils despite Purnell's Orange Jacket
ReplyDeleteRat-face can't find cheese; Tigers Win
ReplyDeleteDick Vitale inconsolable; Duke Loses
Duke's bench delivers in 27-point loss to Clemson
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