Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[Duke-Wake box score].
-Gerald Henderson hits key shot for Blue Devils
-Paulus scores five off the bench as Duke falls to in-state foe
-Teague's 11 paces Deacons in rout
Have at it in the comments.
The Number One Stunna! What What What What
ReplyDeleteWith Duke loss, Virginia Tech moves within a half game of first in ACC
ReplyDelete-Vitale slightly more excited than usual after Wake victory
ReplyDelete-Late bucket by Johnson prevents overtime
-Wake protects home court in Wednesday night showdown
-Wake blows 13 point lead, wins
-Wake takes lead with 15:56 left in first half, never trails again
Duke's 2nd half rally pivotal in keeping it close.
ReplyDeleteBill Cowher sits courtside in Deacons win
ReplyDeleteBlue Devils interior defense spectacular in comeback
Duke personnel ignored during post-game court invasion.
ReplyDeleteWith Bush out of power, Al-Farouq Aminu No Longer Fears Gitmo
ReplyDeleteHenderson Called For Late Travel In Duke Loss
Metrosexual coach avenges Virginia Tech loss
4th-ranked teams continue run as Wake clobbers Duke
ReplyDeleteTeague's three rebounds pace Wake
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