Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[Ravens-Dolphins box score].
-Dolphins can't overcome struggles (2-10) on third down
-Flacco helps Ravens soar past Dolphins
-Carpenter's 19-yard FG helps Miami to fast start
Go play in the comments.
Former Heisman winner, Smith, shines in Ravens victory
ReplyDelete-Baltimore's high-flying offense (286 total yards) overwhelms Dolphins.
ReplyDelete-Pennington's stellar play (4 INT) not enough for Miami.
-Ginn Jr. (5 rec, 38 yds) still a shitty draft pick, Miami loses.
-Flacco precise on 9 completions to lead Ravens.
Dolphins pour it on in the fourth, fall 27-9.
ReplyDelete