Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[Cardinals-Eagles box score].
-Missed PAT dooms Eagles
-Hightower effective in backup role as Cards run all over Philly
-Celek's career day overshadowed by Curtis' 122 yards in Eagles loss
Your turn in the comments.
Cardinals heading to Super Bowl, continue decade long dominance over NFC
ReplyDeleteBrenda Warner: Hot with hair!
Satan comes up short as Jesus leads Arizona to Tampa
Boldin held to 34 yards........by own coordinator. Cards win anyway.
ReplyDeleteEdgerrin James and Cards still alive.
Andy Reid to shave beard
ReplyDeleteAndy Reid to coach 4th Pro Bowl after NFC Championship loss.
ReplyDeleteCards jump out early and never look back; improve record to 12-7
ReplyDeleteWin by Arizona forces another unwanted East Coast trip...this time to Tampa
ReplyDeleteAndy Reid to drown sorrows during lunch at Pat's, Geno's, Jim's, and Dalessandro's.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, that's just normal. NM.
-Home teams hold serve in NFL playoffs
ReplyDelete-Cards win by odd 32-35 score
-Eagles stout defense not enough in loss
-Defense carries Cardinals to Super Bowl
-Eagles hold Fitzgerald to 152 yards, 3 TDs in loss
-Something in the Air(izona), cards win