Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
Tuesday's winner: Anonymous 11:58 a.m. with this dandy from the Houston-Jacksonville MNF affair: "Daniels, Walter lead Texans past improving Jaguars."
[SEC Championship box score].
-Harvin not a factor as Gators win key game
-Meyer: 'Demps is the emotional leader of this team'
-Wilson efficient as Tide loses first game of year
Go to town in the comments
Dome keeps elements out as Florida wins SEC Championship.
ReplyDeleteGeorgia left to think "What if?" as Florida defeats Alabama
Tebow draws comparisons to Leak as Gators roll.
Florida misses field goal but wins title
ReplyDelete-Fitzgerald's 41 yard punting average not enough to slow down Gators
ReplyDelete-James (3 rush, 7 yards), powers Florida to SEC title
-Gators can't score in third quarter, still win.
-Coffee grinds out 112 yards in loss.
Nick Saban is a windbag, Gators win SEC Championship
ReplyDeleteGators win SEC, still seeking anyone else named Urban.
ReplyDeleteLundquist eloquent as Gators roll.
moody productive as gators seek next championship
ReplyDeleteFitzgerald (1 rush, 1 yd) shut down as Gators clinch SEC title
ReplyDeleteTide nail down Sugar Bowl berth; undefeated Utes up next.
ReplyDeleteJesus Tebow parts Red Tide, saves Gators' season.
ReplyDeleteor, even better.
ReplyDeleteTide nail down Sugar Bowl berth; Saban to return to scene of greatest triumph.
'Bama's scoreless second quarter costly as Tide fall to Gators.
ReplyDeleteArenas' 20-yard punt return not enough to vault 'Bama to SEC Championship.
ReplyDeleteGators turn the Tide
ReplyDelete-noah
Wilson throws 1 pick, but 'Bama falls in Gator romp.
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