Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!Yesterday's winner: JMC win this gem from the Civil War: "Weather not a factor as Oregon wins."
[Jacksonville vs. Houston box score].
-Botched field goal not costly as Texans cruise
-Matt Jones' 100+ yards too little for Jags
-Garrard's two turnovers pivotal as Texans win key AFC South showdown
-Welcome to the big stage; Houston grabs first MNF win, gain sole possession of third place
Have at it, folks.
-Rosenfels' mediocre play enough for Houston
ReplyDelete-Texans overcome Matt Turk's incompletion to win
-Big night from Northcutt (2 rec, 21 yds) not enough for Jaguars.
-Houston wins, still unlikely to achieve first winning season
-Schaub (DNP) key for Houston in victory.
Jack Del Rio brings back tie/leather jacket combo in Texans win
ReplyDeleteTHIS GAME ISNT WORTH AN ANALYSIS.
ReplyDeleteDaniels, Walter lead Texans past improving Jaguars.
ReplyDeleteUgly uniforms blind Jags; Texans roll.
ReplyDeleteJags ride Jones-Drew's legs to 30-17 loss.
ReplyDeleteDel Rio: 'Reggie Williams can be the MVP of this league'; Jags lose heart-breaker
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ReplyDeletehouston: still not a good team
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