Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better![Oregon vs. Oregon State box score].
-Masoli efficient as Oregon claims Civil War
-Moevao's INTs prove costly as Beavers drop key game
-Bellotti: 'Defense was the difference'
Your turn.
-weather not a factor as Oregon wins
ReplyDelete-clean game in Corvallis, Oregon victorious
-Beavers resplendent in Orange jerseys, lose
-civil war over, oregon on top
ReplyDelete-beavers get ass raped by ducks
-trojans benefit from beavers ungainly loss
Oregon State still Oregon State, lose Civil War
ReplyDeleteRodgers' 56 rushing yards not enough, as OSU's Rose Bowl hopes dampen.
ReplyDeleteDucks, held to under 700 yards total offense, prevail.
ReplyDeleteTrojans snatch Beavers' flower; Ducks win.
Ducks put on Trojans to deflower Beavers.
riley: "quarterback play killed us"
ReplyDeleteBellotti: 'We don't win that game without Jaison Willaims (1 catch, 35 yards)'
ReplyDeleteScrew you Oregon..because you won we are now subjected to the Buckeyes playing in another BCS game. THanks Ducks..you guys suck..I hope you are forced to wear those ugly unis with the wings on the pads for the rest of your existence.
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